Sunday, November 29, 2009

christian-crotch-action: against

"Christian youth groups finally have an alternative to normal, aka "front," hugs. As we all know, face to face embraces run the horrific risk of a clothed crotch graze. The Christian Side-Hug (or the CSH, as the kids call it) rids us of sin, as the only below the belt contact will be some good old-fashioned hip on hip action."
the huffington post


these preachers of paradox are fucking crazy- and funny.

3 comments:

  1. finally a hug that won't make me hyperventilate/cream my panties.

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  2. agreed, this will finally put a stop to me blowin loads when i see my friends and family.

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